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Board-Certified Urologist  ·  Mobile Service  ·  Greater New Orleans

We Come
To You.

A board-certified urologist. A fully equipped, completely unmarked Sprinter van. Your driveway. No waiting rooms, no office visits. Just expert care — quietly delivered to your door.

20min
Procedure Time
99%
Effective
0
Office Visits
Vasect-to-Me Mobile Vasectomy Service
Board-Certified Urologist
No-Scalpel Technique
Completely Unmarked Van
Cash-Based · Superbill Provided
HSA / FSA Accepted
New Orleans + Northshore
Cash‑Based Practice

All listed prices are cash pay — no surprise bills, no insurance run-around, no guessing. After your procedure we provide a fully itemized superbill you can submit directly to your insurance carrier for potential reimbursement. Vasectomy is covered as a preventive procedure under most major plans. HSA and FSA cards accepted at time of service. CareCredit financing available.

The Process
Four Steps.
One Easy Day.

We've stripped out every bit of friction from the traditional experience. No hospital pre-admissions, no sterile waiting rooms, no unfamiliar faces. Just your home, your couch after, and a clean bill of health.

01
Book Online

Choose your date, time, and tier. Pre-procedure telehealth consult included. Confirmed within 24 hours.

02
Pre-Op Prep

We send clear prep instructions and instructional videos. A virtual check-in with Dr. Mutter is available if needed.

03
The Van Arrives

Our fully equipped, completely unmarked Sprinter pulls up on time. Your neighbors will assume it's a contractor.

04
Back on the Couch

About 20 minutes. Walk back inside, ice pack in hand. Your PVSA kit is waiting. Recover in comfort.

Choose Your Tier
Same Expert Hands.
Different Levels of Treatment.
All prices are cash pay  ·  Itemized superbill provided for insurance submission

Every package includes the same procedure by the same board-certified urologist. What scales is the concierge experience around it.

The Clip
Standard Concierge
$1,200
Cash pay  ·  Superbill provided
  • No-scalpel vasectomy by board-certified urologist
  • Pre-procedure telehealth consult
  • In-home procedure — your driveway, your schedule
  • Sterile mobile procedure suite
  • Post-op care kit — gauze, ice pack, written instructions
  • PVSA at-home semen analysis kit (a $159 value)
  • Partner Coupon Book — redeemable helpful tasks
  • 30-day post-op support line
  • V2M branded koozie
  • Priority or same-week scheduling
  • Premium recovery bundle
  • Men's health lab panel
Book The Clip
Most Popular
The Snip Kit
Enhanced Concierge
$1,750
Cash pay  ·  Superbill provided
  • Everything in The Clip
  • Priority same-week scheduling
  • Premium recovery bundle — supporter, contoured ice pack, recovery balm
  • PVSA at-home semen analysis kit (a $159 value)
  • Partner Coupon Book — redeemable helpful tasks
  • V2M embroidered poncho button-down shirt
  • V2M tee + dad hat
  • Laser-engraved Snip Certificate
  • 6-month men's health check-in call with Dr. Mutter
  • Partner thank-you card
  • VIP same/next-day scheduling
  • Full men's health lab panel
  • V2M Membership included
Book The Snip Kit
The Big Snip
Full Concierge
$2,500
Cash pay  ·  Superbill provided
  • Everything in The Snip Kit
  • VIP same-day or next-day scheduling
  • Full men's health lab panel — testosterone, PSA, metabolic, CBC
  • Quarterly telehealth check-ins with Dr. Mutter
  • PVSA at-home semen analysis kit (a $159 value)
  • Partner Coupon Book — redeemable helpful tasks
  • Premium merch box — hoodie, tote, engraved flask, poncho shirt
  • Post-procedure meal delivery credit ($50)
  • Partner gift box
  • Lifetime priority scheduling for future urological care
Book The Big Snip

All prices are cash pay. A superbill will be provided after your procedure for direct submission to your insurance. Reimbursement varies by plan and is not guaranteed.

Dr. Matthew Mutter, MD
Matthew J. Mutter, MD  ·  Board-Certified Urologist
The Doctor
Matthew J.
Mutter, MD
Board-Certified Urologist  ·  Men's Health Specialist

Dr. Mutter is a New Orleans-based, board-certified urologist with over a decade of clinical experience and multiple active appointments across the region. His practice centers on men's health — from vasectomy and testosterone management to complex prosthetic urology — and he has trained alongside some of the most respected names in the field nationally.

He is an active researcher, invited surgical faculty at national training labs, and a recognized voice in men's health policy — including testimony before the Louisiana Legislature on legislation benefiting male cancer survivors. He has published clinical research presented at the AUA, SESAUA, and SMSNA.

Vasect-to-Me exists because he believes world-class urological care shouldn't require a waiting room, a hospital gown, or a half-day away from work.

Board Certified — American Board of Urology, 2018
Active licensure in Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi & Texas
Louisiana Urological Society — President Elect, 2026–2027
Invited cadaver lab faculty — SMSNA Annual Meeting, 2021–2023
Principal investigator — FDA human study on the Sealed Vasectomy procedure
Peer reviewer — Urology: The Gold Journal
Patient Resources
Know Before & After

Everything you need to prepare and recover — all in one place. Instructional videos and post-op guidance are sent after booking and always available here.

Before Your Appointment

Pre-Procedure Instructions

Watch these short videos before your appointment day. Dr. Mutter walks through exactly what to expect and how to set up your recovery space.

Procedure Overview — What to Expect
Day-Of Preparation Instructions
  • Shower the morning of your procedure
  • Wear snug, supportive underwear — not boxers
  • Arrange for someone to be home with you for a few hours
  • Set up your recovery spot before we arrive — couch, ice, entertainment
  • Do not shave the area — we handle that
  • Eat a normal meal beforehand; no need to fast
After Your Procedure

Post-Op Care & What to Watch

Most men feel fine within 48 hours. Here's what's normal, what to monitor, and when to call.

Post-Op Care — Dr. Mutter
  • Normal
    Mild swelling & bruisingExpected, resolves in 5–7 days. Ice 20 min on / 20 off for first 24 hours.
  • Normal
    Mild discomfortIbuprofen or acetaminophen as directed. Avoid aspirin.
  • Normal
    Back to desk work in 24–48 hrsAvoid heavy lifting or strenuous exercise for 7 days.
  • Watch
    Increasing firmness or nodule after day 3Sperm granuloma — usually self-resolving. Contact us if it grows or becomes very painful.
  • Watch
    Continue backup contraceptionUntil your PVSA at ~90 days confirms sterility. Do not assume immediate effectiveness.
  • Call Us
    Fever over 101°F, spreading redness, or heavy bleedingCall the post-op line immediately. These are rare but need prompt evaluation.
  • Call Us
    Severe or worsening pain after day 2Discomfort should trend down. Pain that increases after 48 hours needs a call.
Included with Every Tier — a $159 Value

Your PVSA Kit

The post-vasectomy semen analysis (PVSA) is the only way to confirm sterility. We include an at-home kit with every tier — no lab visit required. Results reviewed directly by Dr. Mutter.

  • Complete at approximately 90 days post-procedure
  • At-home collection — private, simple, prepaid return shipping
  • Results reviewed and communicated by Dr. Mutter directly
  • Continue backup contraception until clearance is confirmed
  • A second PVSA may be recommended in select cases — we'll guide you
Included with Every Tier

The Partner Coupon Book

She's going to be helpful during your recovery. The V2M Partner Coupon Book gives her something to cash in afterward — a curated set of redeemable tasks and favors to collect on at her choosing.

  • One full night of her choosing — no questions asked
  • Dinner cooked by you (once you're cleared)
  • Grocery run, errand, or honey-do of her choice
  • Foot rub — no timer
  • Dishes duty — a full week
  • And several more. She'll know exactly what to do with them.
The Gear
Wear the
Decision.

Getting a vasectomy is one of the most considerate decisions a man can make. The merch is a bonus — but it's a good one. Each tier ships with curated gear to mark the occasion properly.

All Tiers
V2M Koozie
Insulated can koozie. Recovery requires a cold one.
All Tiers
PVSA Home Kit
At-home post-vasectomy semen analysis. A $159 value, included.
All Tiers
Partner Coupon Book
Redeemable chores & favors. She's been waiting for this.
Snip Kit +
Recovery Bundle
Athletic supporter, contoured ice pack, recovery balm.
Snip Kit +
Embroidered Poncho Shirt
V2M embroidered poncho button-down. Comfortable and distinguished.
Snip Kit +
Tee + Dad Hat
Minimalist V2M graphic tee and structured cotton hat.
Snip Kit +
Snip Certificate
Laser-engraved commemorative certificate. Frame it.
Big Snip
Flask + Hoodie + Tote
Engraved stainless flask, premium heavyweight hoodie, V2M tote.
Men's Health
The V2M
Membership

The vasectomy is just the beginning. The V2M Membership keeps you dialed in on everything that matters — testosterone, cardiovascular health, metabolic function, and more — through direct access to the same urologist who performed your procedure.

No primary care runaround. No 6-week wait for a 7-minute appointment. Actual concierge men's health, designed by someone who understands what men need.

Included at no cost with The Big Snip. Available as a standalone cash-pay subscription.

Join the Membership

V2M Member

$60/mo
or $650/year (save $70)  ·  Cash pay  ·  Cancel anytime
  • Annual Lab PanelTestosterone (total & free), PSA, metabolic panel, CBC, lipids — reviewed by Dr. Mutter
  • Quarterly TelehealthDirect check-ins with Dr. Mutter — no copay, no waiting room, no referral
  • Prescription SupportTestosterone, ED therapy, and other men's health Rx when clinically appropriate
  • Personal Health DashboardTrack labs, trends, and goals over time with physician review
  • Priority SchedulingFront-of-line access for any future urological care in the region
  • Member Merch DropsExclusive access to new V2M gear and early service announcements
  • Referral RewardRefer a friend — they save $100, you earn a free month
Start My Membership
Where We Roll
Greater New Orleans
& Northshore

Currently serving the greater New Orleans metro and Northshore communities. More locations are in the works — enter your zip at booking to confirm availability or join the waitlist for your area.

New Orleans Metro
Uptown, Mid-City, Metairie, Kenner, Lakeview, Gentilly
West Bank
Gretna, Marrero, Westwego, Terrytown
Northshore
Covington, Mandeville, Madisonville, Slidell
Baton RougeComing Soon
Join the waitlist at booking
Houma / ThibodauxComing Soon
Join the waitlist at booking
Questions
Straight Answers
Is it actually safe to have a vasectomy in a van? +
Yes. The van is outfitted as a fully sterile mobile procedure suite — autoclave-sterilized instruments, proper lighting, and the same clinical protocols used in any office or surgical center setting. The no-scalpel vasectomy has an excellent safety record as an outpatient procedure and requires no hospital infrastructure whatsoever.
Who is performing the procedure? +
Dr. Matthew Mutter, MD — a board-certified urologist with over a decade of clinical experience, an active researcher, and a nationally recognized educator in men's health and prosthetic urology. He is the only person who will perform your procedure. No mid-levels, no trainees.
Will my neighbors know what's happening? +
Not a chance. The van carries zero identifying markings — no logos, no lettering, no medical signage of any kind. From the street it looks like a contractor vehicle. Your privacy is a design feature, not an afterthought.
Why cash pay — and can I still use my insurance? +
Cash-based pricing keeps things transparent and simple — you know exactly what you're paying, with no surprise bills. After your procedure, we provide a fully itemized superbill you can submit directly to your insurance carrier for reimbursement. Vasectomy is covered as a preventive procedure under most major plans. HSA and FSA cards are accepted at time of service, and CareCredit financing is available.
What is the PVSA and why does it matter? +
The post-vasectomy semen analysis (PVSA) is the only definitive test that confirms sterility — it is not optional, it is essential. We include an at-home PVSA kit (a $159 value) with every tier. You complete it at around 90 days post-procedure, mail it back prepaid, and Dr. Mutter reviews and communicates the result directly. Do not rely on the procedure alone until clearance is confirmed.
What is recovery like? +
Most patients are back at a desk job within 24–48 hours. Physical labor or strenuous exercise should wait about a week. Plan a dedicated couch day — your recovery kit covers the essentials, post-op videos are in the Patient Resources section, and we're a call away if anything feels off.
What is the Sealed Vasectomy and is it available? +
Dr. Mutter is a principal investigator in the FDA human study on the Sealed Vasectomy procedure — a novel technique with promising efficacy and safety data presented at the AUA and SMSNA. Ask about eligibility and current trial status during your pre-procedure telehealth consult.
Can I speak with Dr. Mutter before booking? +
Absolutely. A pre-procedure telehealth consult is included with every booking. If you'd prefer a brief no-commitment call first, use the booking form to request a 15-minute conversation with Dr. Mutter directly.

Your Driveway.
Our Van.
Let's Go.

Appointments fill fast. Reserve your spot and we handle the rest.

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